If you were God

[ipz2222]

If you were God,, what 2 things in life would you get rid of? For me , it would be yellow jackets and spiders. I've been stung more by that one species than all others put together. I don't mind the spiders as much as I do their webs. Just irritating to walk into a big web and not know if it has a thousand baby spiders on it, and then you can't seem to get all the web off.
Granted, I don't like crows wakeing me up on the one day I want to sleep late , but at least a couple dead ones later , they seem to leave the area.

 

[Lil Foot]

Liberals & socialists.

 

[85Hokie]

"Liberals & socialists"

mmmm......lets start with both parties and both front runners.......is that one wish or two????

 

[skeets]

If I were God,,,,,I'd be a whale

Mind, lad, if God ever wanted to be a fish,
he'd be a whale.
Believe that, he'd be a whale.
Moby Dick (1956)

 

[WFM]

I'm sure there is a reason God made yellow jackets and spiders...and NO I don't like them either. And there's a reason God made each of us. Sometimes we don't know Gods plan for us , but just trust, lay our worries at His feet.
And another thing God loves is us mentioning Him...
But if I was God ...I'd feed the poor and teach the lazy how to work...

 

[PHPaul]

Liberals & socialists.

Ya stole my line.

 

[Toyboy]

Mosquitoes and ticks.

 

[ipz2222]

This morning just reinforced my opinion. Stepped out the back door to smell the rain on the ground and what did i get??? A spider web right in my face!!!

 

[Orangeglow]

Really ? If those 2 things are your biggest concerns and worries, I would say he already did a great job for you.

 

[ipz2222]

orangeglow,,, you're right, that's why I only have those two things to complain about.

 

[Central Joe]

I would cure sickness in children and puppies, you all can have my other wish. joe

 

[Ike]

First I would clean out the crooks at the White House and then make world peace

 

[bucktail]

First I would clean out the crooks at the White House

It would be a lonely place...

 

[Josef]

Being a Vietnam vet and having spent a day or 2 in jungles and rice patties, I personally see nothing wrong if someone wants to hunt mosquitoes with his 12 gauge. At the beginning of mosquito season, I prefer bird shot to cut big swathes out of the cloud but as the season progresses I switch to something more appropriate such as double aught.

 

[skeets]

And then later inthe season when they get a tad shy switch to fleshets Oh yeah they were fun

 

[BX25DMan]

Liberals and anyone who hates America...

Yup, that about cleans up the whole mess!

 

[bcbull378]

Cancer and Alzheimer's

 

[LauraPalmer]

If you were God you would be a Kaney West

 

[skeets]

Whats a Kaney West ??

 

[bradmond]

It's opposite of a Kaney East