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Bulldog

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This has nothing to do with Tractors but I had to share this. Yall may have already seen this before. I laughed till my side hurt looking at this web site.


www.peopleofwalmart.com

I have never seen this at my local store.

I bet Walmart is real proud of this one.
 

traildust

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Bulldog, that wallmart site is without a doubt one of the most F'd up sites I've seen. I can't wait to get off work so I can drink beer and view these freaks.....it's better that way :rolleyes:


Somebody get me a bottle rocket.....HURRY!



 

Bulldog

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It will make you think twice about what you wear to the store and for sure what you do while your in there. They put new pics on it every day. I went back and looked at it just a few minutes ago and there was already new pics up since I made the original post.

I figured OTT could get a laugh out of that.
 

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Eric McCarthy

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People of Wallmart website is open to the public. Anyone can take a photo at the store and upload it to the website. Thats why it changes all the time.
 

traildust

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It's as if there is a certain type of gene pool breeding specifically to behave like that. I also think I'm gonna start wearing a biohaz suit next time I go to a walmart. And lots of those sanitize wipes.
 

Eric McCarthy

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Oh you know damn good and well we see those people each time we go to Wal-mart. We just dont really pay any attention to it til we get some and see them on the internet!
 

Bulldog

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Oh you know damn good and well we see those people each time we go to Wal-mart. We just dont really pay any attention to it til we get some and see them on the internet!
I wonder this is what Eric was talking asout seeing every time at his local store? If so I now understand why he always has those dark glasses on. A man wouldn't want toget caught with his eyes cut over that way checking something like that out.
 

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stuart

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
 

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ptwyz

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so after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, i lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'good morning and welcome to wal-mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
the ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
so i replied,
'i'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am, i just couldn't believe someone slept
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
wal-mart.'
my supervisor said i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
love it!!!! :d:d:d
 

skeets

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Thats aboiut as funny as it gets..But on the flip side I was in Wally World one day and OMG the good lookin young Ladys walking around,wasnt a heffer anyplace,,,I came home with Nikie tracks on my tongue,,went back a couple days later,,I though a stock truck had over turned in there,,