Daily Chuckle

[Moose7060]

 

[Daylight]

Question: how many Irishmen are needed to change a light bulb?

Answer: just two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room starts spinning...

 

[D2Cat]

“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown

 

[Old_Paint]

@skeets - Exactly. I see the way some kids talk to their parents and still cringe. It never even occurred to me to back-talk my parents. Of course, I was raised in the 50's and 60's before the Nanny State became a thing.

I ALWAYS got the last two words in with my folks. “Yes (no) sir or Yes(no) ma’am”. The only variants were who I was answering and whether the answer was affirmative or negative.

 

[JRHill]

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I'm not sure of your point.

 

[chim]

While getting Sweet Pea breakfast before taking off for preschool, she wanted to look in the fridge to see if something appealed to her. The door was a little hard for her to open, so she gave a mighty two-handed tug on the handle and the exertion made her fart rather loudly.

She took a step back and dropped her pants and peered into them. I asked "What are you looking for Sweet Pea?". She responded "Just checking".

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Daren Todd]

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Lord only knows how my brother and I didn't kill each other with our three wheeler

Change that picture to snow with one of us kneeling in a sled and holding onto a rope.

And then the other whipping the three wheeler into the driveway sending the other launching off a snow bank

Every and then, one of us would face plant into said snowbank instead of launching over it

We spent our formative years watching the Dukes of Hazzard

 

[xrocketengineer]

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The third girl didn't have a name?

 

[Magicman]

 

[xrocketengineer]

While getting Sweet Pea breakfast before taking off for preschool, she wanted to look in the fridge to see if something appealed to her. The door was a little hard for her to open, so she gave a mighty two-handed tug on the handle and the exertion made her fart rather loudly.

She took a step back and dropped her pants and peered into them. I asked "What are you looking for Sweet Pea?". She responded "Just checking".

I can relate to that lately...

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]