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Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
GreensvilleJay
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BX23-S,57 A-C D-14,58 A-C D-14, 57 A-C D-14,tiller,cults,Millcreek 25G spreader,
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!”
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterwards, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!
And the woman was thinking to herself: My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterwards, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!
And the woman was thinking to herself: My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!
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It’s my shoulders, hips are still okay. Or maybe the shoulders hurt so much I don’t notice the hips.
That one gave me a good belly laugh. Most of the women in my family have the most severe case of arachnophobia I’ve ever seen. But then again, I turn into instant ninja if one gets on me or if I walk through a web.
That reminds me of a friend of my wife. She's deathly afraid of mice. She got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and there was a mouse on the back of the stool. She hollered, screamed, danced and yelled for her husband, then got on the phone to call the exterminator (in the middle of the night) to come get rid of the mouse!
My wife has never forgiven me for this and its been about 6 years now. . .
I got a remote controlled mouse (she claims it was the size of a rat). Carefully placed behind the toilet in our bathroom.
I waited about 2 minutes after she went in and pushed the remote into forward, full speed.
Let's just say the screaming that came out of there made me laugh so hard I thought I was bleeding out of my eyes. I sure can be a dick at times.