Daily Chuckle

[Bearcatrp]

So... we've been living in a camper for a year now. Tight quarters.

Well I was being smart with my wife while she was in bed. I was getting our German shepherd wound up and trying to get her to "Get the Momma!!!!"

Well I scooted to the side of the bed by the closet to allow room for the pooch to get the momma.

I scooted back and the bottom dropped out and I ended on my back, inside the closet with me feet stuck up in the air.

Picture a turtle on its back, and that was me trying to get myself out of the closet which was blocked by most of the bed

Karma got me that morning

You deserved that! NEVER (CENSORED) with mama.

 

[D2Cat]

Boy that sure is the truth If it's not my right hip, it's my left knee cramping up

I'll bet someone was laughing pretty hard, and slow to help, with your predicament.

 

[Daren Todd]

I'll bet someone was laughing pretty hard, and slow to help, with your predicament.

I got a "Well... that will teach you to leave me alone!!!!"

I didn't learn though. I sicked Gypsy on her this morning before I left for work

 

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[Magicman]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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I take it that the condom was not bullet proof?

 

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[Magicman]

I see stuff that is questionable about it being food. Reduced fat milk?? Now really.

 

[#40Fan]

Worst part is that those are 6.oh-no injectors. He isn't done paying.

 

[WanderOn]

Does your wife really love you?

 

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