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[Daren Todd]

Call me old fashioned, but I'm glad my mother was a woman!

Back around 2004 I met my mother's current neighbors. Two ladies with a son.

Well one of the ladies was the actual mom. The other women was the mom's "Boy Friend".

I didn't know this and mom didn't warn me.

I got a surprise when the boy introduced one of the women as "Daddy"

 

[Speed25]

Back around 2004 I met my mother's current neighbors. Two ladies with a son.

Well one of the ladies was the actual mom. The other women was the mom's "Boy Friend".

I didn't know this and mom didn't warn me.

I got a surprise when the boy introduced one of the women as "Daddy"

 

[skeets]

 

[Daren Todd]

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Unfortunately their parts can

 

[Magicman]

 

[Mark_BX25D]

I got a surprise when the boy introduced one of the women as "Daddy"

This thread is supposed to be about humor, not tragedy.

 

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[Daren Todd]

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So... we've been living in a camper for a year now. Tight quarters.

Well I was being smart with my wife while she was in bed. I was getting our German shepherd wound up and trying to get her to "Get the Momma!!!!"

Well I scooted to the side of the bed by the closet to allow room for the pooch to get the momma.

I scooted back and the bottom dropped out and I ended on my back, inside the closet with me feet stuck up in the air.

Picture a turtle on its back, and that was me trying to get myself out of the closet which was blocked by most of the bed

Karma got me that morning

 

[Daren Todd]

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Boy that sure is the truth If it's not my right hip, it's my left knee cramping up

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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How is this funny??

 

[ayak]

 

[Magicman]