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[lynnmor]

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That is where Eeny, meeny, miny, moe originated.

 

[ken erickson]

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Quick internet search , looks like Ireland with a max trailer height limit of 4.65 meters .

B & Q is a British home improvement company that does business in Ireland.

 

[85Hokie]

That is where Eeny, meeny, miny, moe originated.

I like " moe" - love them thar brunettes!!

 

[GreensvilleJay]

Quick internet search , looks like Ireland with a max trailer height limit of 4.65 meters .

B & Q is a British home improvement company that does business in Ireland.

also driving on the wrong side of the road !!

 

[Magicman]

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to servce the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

[Magicman]

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

 

[bucktail]

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to servce the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

On an unrelated topic, the neighbors need you to stay the hell away from their cattle.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

Oldy but a goody

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[DustyRusty]

Remind me of my wife. She is following in her mother's footsteps and every year it gets worse. I am not sure how many more years I can take of her, and I keep hoping she will leave sooner! So many women have a way of making men's lives miserable no matter how hard they try to please the woman, it is never enough. I have had more than my fill of the Sh!t, and tonight it is just over the top. Someone once asked when men die before their wives, and there is only one answer, and that is they want to!

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Magicman]

Maybe this should go in the "Cooking" topic:

 

[fried1765]

Remind me of my wife. She is following in her mother's footsteps and every year it gets worse. I am not sure how many more years I can take of her, and I keep hoping she will leave sooner! So many women have a way of making men's lives miserable no matter how hard they try to please the woman, it is never enough. I have had more than my fill of the Sh!t, and tonight it is just over the top. Someone once asked when men die before their wives, and there is only one answer, and that is they want to!

Mine left (for her boyfriend) after 34 years of marriage.
Cost me a LOT to get a divorce at age 57 (50%- 50%, no fault state).
Took me a while to emotionally recover from it!
The 27 years post divorce, have been the best years of my life!

 

[GreensvilleJay]

re.. the trailer hookup
Maybe yes, maybe no.... them chains don't look CROSSED !!!!

 

[Moose7060]

 

[Daren Todd]