Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[D2Cat]

I thought road hunting was illegal.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

I thought road hunting was illegal.

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At least it's already loaded

 

[PHPaul]

I thought road hunting was illegal.

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When I was on the voluteer fire department, we got a call for a moose vs. car accident.

Little car, like a Ford Escort (hey, it was a while ago...) Nose of the car went under the moose, the moose rolled across the hood and ripped the roof plumb off it. The driver's side A pillar gutted that moose slick as could be and the entire interior, not to mention the driver, was covered in moose breakfast and most of it's innards.

She survived since the seat back broke and she was laid flat, but we had to caution her not to open her eyes or mouth until we had a chance to wipe her down with pretty much every bottle of saline we had on the rig.

I was on the scene of some pretty gruesome accidents, but that's as close as I ever came to barfing.

 

[Daren Todd]

When I was on the voluteer fire department, we got a call for a moose vs. car accident.

Little car, like a Ford Escort (hey, it was a while ago...) Nose of the car went under the moose, the moose rolled across the hood and ripped the roof plumb off it. The driver's side A pillar gutted that moose slick as could be and the entire interior, not to mention the driver, was covered in moose breakfast and most of it's innards.

She survived since the seat back broke and she was laid flat, but we had to caution her not to open her eyes or mouth until we had a chance to wipe her down with pretty much every bottle of saline we had on the rig.

I was on the scene of some pretty gruesome accidents, but that's as close as I ever came to barfing.

Seen similar on a Ford escort wagon back in the late 80's.

Moose pealed the roof back and ended up in the back seat.

I tagged one straight on in the booty with a Ford ranger. Thankfully I was slowed down enough that it just cracked the windshield, caved in the hood, and smashed the grill.

Thankfully it was still mechanically sound, since it was the middle of the night and in the middle of no man's land in Vermont.

I will never forget that full moon plastered to the windshield and thinking this is not how I pictured things ending for me

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[PHPaul]

^^^ I bet he was fully aware of the laundry issues shortly thereafter!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]