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Bmyers

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was told local firetrucks do NOT have DEF systems. It seems if you stop any DEF equipped vehicle and the DEF tank is empty, you can't restart the engine until DEF is added.
Well, I know some of our area fire engines do not, but that is because of their age. In addition, others have had the engine rebuilt and the unit overhauled.

Yet new ones have DEF.

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Magicman

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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. She said, "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!