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[fried1765]

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He got it... WAY UP!

 

[D2Cat]

 

[ayak]

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And for this guy especially, WEAR A CUP

 

[Bmyers]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

OK, just HOW did the 'Viagra VAN ' get that way ???

 

[Bmyers]

OK, just HOW did the 'Viagra VAN ' get that way ???

Looks to me that he had a premature erection into the bridge.

 

[Henro]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

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Maybe the driver had really good hearing, but has dyslexia and couldn't read the license plate?

 

[PoTreeBoy]

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At least his shirt matches the truck.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

An old man had always wanted a pair of fancy cowboy boots so on a vacation out west he found a man who custom made him a pair of them.

He came back to the hotel where he and his wife were staying and was wearing his fancy new boots with his jeans tucked it to really show off his boots. He walked in and asked his wife "Notice anything different?"

She glance over and said "Nope".

The old man went in the bathroom and stripped down stark naked and put his boots back on and walked back out and asked again "Now do you see anything different?"

His wife looked and said "Nope. It was hanging down before and its still hanging down now!"

The old man replied "Its hanging down because it is looking at my brand new boots!"

The old lady shook her head and replied "Then you should have bought a hat instead!"

 

[sawmill]

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[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

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[Siesta Sundance]

 

[Siesta Sundance]