Reminds me of the story of the kid coming in to the ER with a gashed eyelid from holding his eye too close to the scope when he shot. Needed a bunch of stitches. When dad came to pick him up he had a black eye from doing the same thing!
This made me laugh out loud.
Many years ago my brother was home on leave from the US Army.
New to the service, so he was doing a lot of firearms training. He'd talk about it a lot. We grew up with guns and hunting/shooting.
I took him woodchuck hunting. Really had the Remington Model 700 Varmint Special .22-250 dialed in. My own super hand load @ almost 4,000 fps at the muzzle. <1 MOA accuracy. Light trigger with no creep. Harris bipod. 4-12 power silhouette scope.
'Chuck is 200+ yards -- a pretty easy shot for the gun. He's got the bipod extended to shoot from sitting position.
Touches it off and missed by a foot+!!
I looked at him in disbelief. Then saw the blood......
The scope didn't miss - - he had quite the crescent-shaped cut on his eyebrow......bleeding like crazy...
I was rolling in the grass laughing my ass off.....
He didn't need stitches. Just a good ding in his noggin.
Trust me, not disparaging the US Army or Military service. My brother is a proud combat veteran, and rightfully so.
If I recall, he still had a pretty solid scar when he reported back.
Probably had some 'splaining to do....