Well, I got right worried 'till I thought about
skeets' comment. So, I don't have to worry -- I wouldn't last 'till the first rest stop, and they'd throw me off their bus for soaking their seats.
Prolly have to walk the 20 miles back home -- anybody who might stop to give a crippled old man a ride wouldn't let him in their vehicle -- not even in the bed of a pickup -- soaked and stinking of pee!
I suggest everyone who draws SSI to keep a six-pack or so of Guinness on hand and down as many as you can when you hear the bus coming.