Fortunaley/Unforfunatly/sadly…..No there is not.
This was long before cell phones, and ironically was where I first learned of my natural “Superpower"…… Cursing.
Hahahah…..back when I was a beginning "mechanic” (AKA a “the dumbass tire changer/oil changer kid), this guy comes in with a nail in his tire and wanted it patched….Not plugged….he insisted that I patch it from the inside.
Ok…he’s the customer.
So he is sitting in the waiting room and for the life of me, this aluminum wheel wont budge.
{So here I am, 17-18? years old, can bench press 365 lbs, can run miles and miles without getting tired…..I spent my life at the gym, it was the best shape I have ever been in…….}
Anywho, I grabbed the biggest/longest/heaviest BFH I could find, and like Barry Bonds, I wind up and swing that F’ing hammer as hard as I can/could, and caught the very edge of that “once perfect and beautiful” rim.
I cracked the hell out of that rim.
Man when Tony (my boss) found out, he began a cursing tirade, and called me everything but “white”….I mean he laid into me Bigly…….Well about 2 minutes into this “brow beating” I had taken enough from this little 120 pound a$$hole yelling at me, and I commenced a “counter cursing” yelling match.
I must have matched his cursing, so long story short, he “chest bumps” me,……Well sir, I laid into his ass and it wasn’t even close.
It ends up that becasue he had the local "towing contract" for the police,
he knew them all….Personally…….
One of the “office girls” must have called the cops, and so I got my first lesson in “life ain't always fair” , cause as soon as those cops showed up, I got “cuffed and stuffed” in 2 seconds flat…..No questions asked…..
Luckily Tony’s partner (Gary) had witnessed the whole thing and must have felt bad for me. He talked them out of arresting me, and just fired me instead.
Ahhhh….the good ole days?…...