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BX2360, FEL, MMM, BX2750D snowblower. 1953 Minneapolis Moline ZAU
We also had a Party Line for a long while......
"Pre-Facebook" way to find out what your neighbors were up to.
What goes around comes around.....
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
My grandmother was a nosy Nelly with the party line. She had it perfected to where she could pick up the line without someone realizing it.We also had a Party Line for a long while......
"Pre-Facebook" way to find out what your neighbors were up to.
What goes around comes around.....
My grandparents shared the party line with my dad.
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink.
The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife.
Then, he carefully counted the fries, splitting them into two equal piles. He took a sip of the drink, passed it to his wife, and she took a sip before setting it back between them.
People at nearby tables started whispering. "Oh, how sweet... but also kind of sad. They must be sharing because they can't afford two meals."
A kind young man walked over and said, "Excuse me, I'd love to buy you another meal so you both can have your own."
The old man smiled and shook his head. "No, thank you. We’ve been sharing everything for years."
But as the meal went on, the young man noticed something strange—the wife hadn't eaten a single bite.
Concerned, he approached again. "Ma’am, are you sure I can't get you something to eat?"
She smiled and replied, "Oh, no, dear. We always share everything."
The young man hesitated. "Then… what are you waiting for?"
She patted his hand and said with a grin, "The teeth!"
The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife.
Then, he carefully counted the fries, splitting them into two equal piles. He took a sip of the drink, passed it to his wife, and she took a sip before setting it back between them.
People at nearby tables started whispering. "Oh, how sweet... but also kind of sad. They must be sharing because they can't afford two meals."
A kind young man walked over and said, "Excuse me, I'd love to buy you another meal so you both can have your own."
The old man smiled and shook his head. "No, thank you. We’ve been sharing everything for years."
But as the meal went on, the young man noticed something strange—the wife hadn't eaten a single bite.
Concerned, he approached again. "Ma’am, are you sure I can't get you something to eat?"
She smiled and replied, "Oh, no, dear. We always share everything."
The young man hesitated. "Then… what are you waiting for?"
She patted his hand and said with a grin, "The teeth!"