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[woodman55]

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I don't know, but I want every last drop I paid for in my tank.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[woodman55]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[woodman55]

 

[woodman55]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[dlsmith]

Not necessarily true.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[DustyRusty]

A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.

“This is your doctor. We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!”

“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, Doctor?”

“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.”

“Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully.

The doctor replied, “No… but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]