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You will never realize how valuable your Dad's advice is/was until you can no longer get it.
This is so true but they still come back to haunt you sometimes,, Like I was in the garage several years after Pap passed doing something with a tool that wasnt meant to be used like I was,, and suddenly in the back of my head I heard Pap yell, GAWD DAYUM IT BOY, you know better than that.
I sure do miss him some days
 
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After his exam, the doctor said to an elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?
“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.”
The doctor suggested seeing his wife next.
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her, “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?”
“Oh, that crazy old fart,” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.”
 
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