Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

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I mean.. When she's laying down on her back there's a chance it could be right.

 

[Daren Todd]

I mean.. When she's laying down on her back there's a chance it could be right.

Yup, I know exactly how that happened though. Tatoo artist traced the design out on the contact paper to apply it to the skin, and didn't account for the mirror image

 

[85Hokie]

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Never go to a fast food restaurant and have the computer go down - and then accept cash only.

Because WE ALL KNOW - a $2.50 item when given a five spot will result in $3.50 back!!!!!

I have students that CANNOT TELL TIME On an analog clock!!!!!!!

 

[Daren Todd]

Never go to a fast food restaurant and have the computer go down - and then accept cash only.

Because WE ALL KNOW - a $2.50 item when given a five spot will result in $3.50 back!!!!!

I have students that CANNOT TELL TIME On an analog clock!!!!!!!

I taught my grandkids to read an analog clock. I explained it once.

After that, if they asked, I would just point at the 3ft round (easy read) analog clock hanging on the wall.

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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That's not even a little bit funny. That's the sad reality of today.

 

[Daren Todd]

That's not even a little bit funny. That's the sad reality of today.

I had a conversation with my daughter once with similar context.

I told her she really needed to stop and think about what she's saying

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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Sorta like this:

 

[GreensvilleJay]

the kitten post was purr-fect !
you could say 'the cat's meow'....

 

[RDinNHandAZ]

Stopped at the deli counter and asked for 3/4 pounds of Black Forest ham sliced thin. The teenaged employee measured out close to .34 pounds! I told her that wasn’t 3/4 pound and she rolled her eyes and said “It isn’t possible to get it exact and it was as close as she could do". I decided I didn’t have time to teach a math lesson so I said “Give me another package just like the first one and going over a few slices was ok”.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]