Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[NHSleddog]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[ACDII]

 

[dirtydeed]

hahahaha, I prefer "Take 2"

 

[ACDII]

hahahaha, I prefer "Take 2"

Give a guy a smoke and they become a sudden badass LOL

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Followed Tesla's plans, It works

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[skeets]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.

 

[dirtydeed]

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.

Well, I'd say mostly true. Ever heard of Stevo from jack@ss???

I rest my case.

 

[skeets]

NOPE

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]