Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

What’s the best nation in the world?






URINATION !!!

 

[i7win7]

 

[bearbait]

Lol, but don't be surprised if people start calling you chit head.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

So you think that you are the only one having a crappy day ??

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

I got this in 2011 so I'm sure the numbers would be further off today.

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:



List all dependents?

I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants

3 million crack heads

42 million unemployable people on food stamps

2 million people in over 243 prisons

Half of Mexico, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate





Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

 

[Magicman]

One liners:

A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invitations “Maybe next time” isn’t the correct response.

Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

Midwest language be like:

No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[dirtydeed]

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Are you sure that isn't a new "winter spoiler" for added traction on slippery roads? Call it traction control?