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BBFarmer

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L3560HSTC-LE LA555 FDR1672 BB1272 SoldL3301HST
Jul 12, 2024
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Terry, MS
We got it this morning. Wife came home around nine and found the road blocked by fire trucks just up from our driveway.

Wife went around the block to get home and there was a tow truck hooking up to a white car.

That's when she saw a tree had come down across the road.

She's not sure if the car hit the tree or the tree hit the car.
Its been more trees hitting the cars around here lately with all of our pines crumbling down.
 

Hugo Habicht

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G1900
Jun 24, 2024
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522
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Ireland
What is the shortest sentence in the Englisch language?
"I am"

And what is the longest sentence?
"I do"
 
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D2Cat

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L305DT, B7100HST, TG1860, TG1860D, L4240
Mar 27, 2014
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40 miles south of Kansas City
So my bacon, sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich is “bad” for me, but the thing with 20 ingredients I need a PhD to read is “healthy”? Makes total sense.

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skeets

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BX 2360 /B2601
Oct 2, 2009
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SW Pa
I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long.
I think it was a πthon.
 
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