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If you don't think the government was involved to begin with, let me tell you about that tracking device you probably have in your pocket.
GreensvilleJay
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BX23-S,57 A-C D-14,58 A-C D-14, 57 A-C D-14,tiller,cults,Millcreek 25G spreader,
The only active tracking device I have is on my cat. My truck is a ghost,same as me though if I had a medical bracelet, I'd get an RFID chip put into my left shoulder.
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Lifetime Member
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Magicman
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Lifetime Member
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
Guy placed an ad on a Local Affairs website:
"I have two tickets for Super Bowl, both box seats. I paid $2500 for each ticket, but I didn't realize last year when I bought them that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. I am looking for someone to take my place. The wedding is at St. Thomas Church, Providence at 3pm. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'6″, about 130 lbs. She'll be the one in the white dress."
"I have two tickets for Super Bowl, both box seats. I paid $2500 for each ticket, but I didn't realize last year when I bought them that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. I am looking for someone to take my place. The wedding is at St. Thomas Church, Providence at 3pm. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'6″, about 130 lbs. She'll be the one in the white dress."