It’s those damn squirrels “CHIRPING”! THAT is the CLUE!
Squirrels should Never “Chirp”. That’s for the BIRDS.
Squirrles should “Chatter”… until SHOT.
Then they are skinned, dressed, de-boned, dredged in flour, salt-and-peppered, and simmered in Chicken-stock for an hour,…. Next DUMPLINGS...