Recent content by DocHolladay

Not cheap, but probably one of the best. Made about an hour from my house.

If I was doing any better, I'd be twins.

My answer when people ask me how I'm doing.... I'm better but getting over it. My answer when people ask me what I'm doing... I'm sitting here with my bare face hanging out.

My brother and his son(my nephew). The only reason they can use it is because my brother has owned tractors for over 30 years and currently owns a 100hp New Holland and my nephew has driven those tractors most of his whole life. Plus, he has bought a few attachments for my tractor because he...

Check pto, make sure it isn't in gear, check seat safety plug to see if it is plugged in.....

I have been running Webroot since about 2010 or 2011. I had been running Norton and whatever windows had. Got a virus and neither could fix it. Went and bought Webroot as a save my butt plan and it cleaned it right up. Haven't changed since. The price has gone up, but I get 5 devices(includes...

Speaking of; I used to install signs(on buildings and pylons at the street) and we were headed back from a job one evening. The trailer lights had messed up and luckily we had a portable strobe light with a long cord on it. We cut the cig. lighter plug off and wired it to the vehicles 4-way...

Anybody ever tell you that you look like the south end, of a north bound mule?

Not really one line, but I use it often... I'm going home to do some mechanic work. I'm going to put a rear end in a recliner.

It's so hot outside, I saw a dog chasing a rabbit and they were both walking. It's so hot outside, I saw a dog chasing a rabbit and they were both laying in the shade.

I think this is the one I bought. It could have been the next size up. Twisted Clevis

When talking about the price of something: Those "insert product here" are higher than a bird's a$$. He's happier than Richard Simmons with a wheel barrel full of dildos.

Sweatin' like a wh*re in church. He/she can worry the socks off a rooster. Got more problems than Carter's got liver pills. Snug as a bug in a rug. Tighter than ticks on a dog's a**. He's so tight he squeaks when he walks. He's got the whole 6 pack, he just doesn't have the rings that...

He's crazier than an outhouse rat!!(I don't use the word outhouse).

He's about as sharp as a spoon in the knife drawer.