Daily Chuckle

[Henro]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[dlsmith]

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Event though it's green, that just ain't right.

 

[fried1765]

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SO TRUE!
My dad came from Germany!

 

[DustyRusty]

It's all about the right advertising!!!!!!!


José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José, "I work just as long and hard as you do... so how come you bring home a suitcase full of $10 dollar bills every day?"

José says, “Look at your sign... what does it say?"

Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?"

José shows him:

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

That 'golden deere' don't impress me, just proves more money than brains....... hagrid would say ' just a nutter lawnmower'

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

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I'm no conspiracy nut, but I gotta say, if I had an arsenal I would not advertise that I have an arsenal.

 

[Daylight]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

I'm no conspiracy nut, but I gotta say, if I had an arsenal I would not advertise that I have an arsenal.

Yeah and the EPA might want to fine you too, if you had both sliding glass doors open trying to heat or cool the atmosphere, lol.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[mikester]

Yeah and the EPA might want to fine you too, if you had both sliding glass doors open trying to heat or cool the atmosphere, lol.

Mental illness tends to run in families

 

[bmblank]

Yeah and the EPA might want to fine you too, if you had both sliding glass doors open trying to heat or cool the atmosphere, lol.

I bet they burn wood, too... Their evil knows no bounds!

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daren Todd]