I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement…..It was a best cellar.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them "you just wait."
90 % of bald people still own a comb; they just can’t part with it.
I’ve been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls, if they didn't want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my first home.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them "you just wait."
90 % of bald people still own a comb; they just can’t part with it.
I’ve been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls, if they didn't want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my first home.
