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Magicman

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My neighbor's wife asked him if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So, he took the battery out of the smoke alarm.

He said that his wife's cooking was "Another burnt offering."
 
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NCL4701

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We actually implemented this list at work, not company wide, just in our office, a few years ago when there was a push by corporate types for us in the trenches to be less salty. 4, 5, and 9 were popular. After a while we just went back to swearing. Telling us not to swear was about like telling ducks to stay out of the water; technically possible but not happening.