I prefer the A Quad, Long-Shot, Grande-in-a-Venti-Cup, Half-Caf, Double-Cupped, Extra-Hot, No-Sleeve, Salted-Caramel-Mocha-Latte with 2 Pumps Vanilla, 2 Pumps White Mocha, 2 Pumps Hazelnut, Half-Whole-Milk, Half-Breve, No-Whip, Extra-Foam, Extra-Caramel-Drizzle, Extra-Salt, Extra-Chocolate-Cream-Cold-Foam, and 2 Scoops of Vanilla Bean Powder, Well-Stirred.
What will we do with 400 Starbucks closing? Folks have to learn to drink real coffee?