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dlsmith

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You might be a redneck if your idea of a romantic date is going to the monster truck show and sharing a spit cup.
 
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Lil Foot

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Skeets posted that old classic "Wipeout" by the Surfaris, and it reminded me of something an 80+ year old cop once told me.
We were discussing the problems present day cops have with getting bad guys under control who begin fighting them instantly & violently when they are being arrested.

The old guy told me that in his day, they would just play "Wipeout" on the bad guy's head with a nightstick.
Not politically correct, or even legal, but funny as hell.
I think of that quote & laugh every time I hear "Wipeout" . :LOL:
 
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imarobot

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You might be a redneck if you're too drunk to go fishing 🍻
 
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Bee-Positive

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Being a grandfather is the BEST job I've ever had!!!
I have more patience and understanding of what's important now.
Yes stickers all over me and the house, painted faces, finger nails, dress up and (ugh!) the walls, OMG!
Hugs, smiles, laughter, priceless.
 
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Daren Todd

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Being a grandfather is the BEST job I've ever had!!!
I have more patience and understanding of what's important now.
Yes stickers all over me and the house, painted faces, finger nails, dress up and (ugh!) the walls, OMG!
Hugs, smiles, laughter, priceless.
A great big hug from a grandchild is just the best medicine for your soul 🥰🥰🥰
 
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skeets

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I worked with an old timer underground in a former life,,, He would say boys, life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end the faster it goes
 
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