Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

He also had Whisky for breakfast.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Alfred_2345]

Ok, which one of you built this?

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[skeets]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[kg2v]

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Yes, I sang it

 

[Daren Todd]

Yes, I sang it

I don't know about y'all. But I got an ear worm from the meme and had to pass it on

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[RCW]

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Yep, I sang it. Used to have the cassette.

Few years ago a coworker said he was going to see Tom Petty the upcoming weekend.

I said Tom Petty’s dead

He was shocked!

It was Don MacLean (sp?) Think “American Pie”

 

[Magicman]

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution.
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink.
"Come talk to Me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?", and, with a bit of an attitude, the doctor said, "and just how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."

 

[Newlyme]

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You think so, huh?
looks like White Supremacy to me!
I’m offended.

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

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I'm offended because it lacks content!

 

[Daylight]