Daily Chuckle

[D2Cat]

 

[fried1765]

What makes you think that she wants to go fishing with an old man like you?

I have a good boat!

 

[PHPaul]

I have a good boat!

With a big Johnson?

 

[fried1765]

With a big Johnson?

You been peeking?

 

[chim]

Reminds me of a conversation Wifey and I had a while back. The boyfriend was older, overweight and rich. The girlfriend was a beauty. Wifey said "You know she's only after one thing". To which I replied "Yep, and he is too. Looks like a win-win".

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

So I asked her; "If I won the lottery what would you do"?
She said; "I would take my half and leave your sorry butt".
So I said; "I just won $12 so here is your $6 and there is the door".

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Mark_BX25D]

Well, actually, they got their "real" driving lessons with their mom.

Ouch!

 

[DaTow'd]

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are chatting.
Dorothy says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out on a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna responds, "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me beautiful flowers!

Then he took me downstairs, and there was a luxury car waiting—a limousine with a uniformed chauffeur and all.
He took me out for a marvelous dinner: lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

So then we’re coming back to my apartment, and he turns into an ANIMAL.

Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice!"
Dorothy exclaims, "Goodness gracious! ...so you're telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna replies, "No, no, no! I'm just saying; wear an old dress."

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]