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[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

I lived in Salt Lake City, just out of the mouth of Cottonwood Canyon. I know all the ski resorts. There is no, "hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere" unless you are doing an overnighter at one of the more distant ski resorts. Anyone doing a day trip out of SLC will just never be in that situation. There are 10 or 12 excellent resorts an hour's drive or less from SLC.

If you go to Park City, two hours from downtown SLC, you still can't find a way to be an hour away from a restroom. It's a less populated route, but even on that route, there are a few stops along the way.

Be aware... this is in the Daily Chuckle section. Facts are not necessarily important.

 

[Magicman]

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Moose7060]

 

[BXHoosier]

The weather radar flipped me the bird this afternoon.

 

[Magicman]

Yup, and I am at the finger tip.

 

[xrocketengineer]

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When my kids were approaching their driving age, I convinced them that in order to learn to drive a car, they had to learn to first drive the lawn tractor and mow. My daughter got out of it immediately, after bitching and moaning, by crashing the tractor into the house right off the bat and bending the hell out of the hood. When it was my sons turn, he did not complain, he mowed every time it was requested. However, anything he could run over was fair game.
After they became adults, my daughter is not a very good driver and has had several car crashes. My son runs his cars, regardless of what sounds they make, until they need major repairs.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[6869704x4]

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Stuck on an island with Mary Ann and Ginger