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[Magicman]

This would be in addition to all your other issues!

Age got nuttin to do with it.

 

[DustyRusty]

Yes, they do still make this swill.
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I dated a woman who worked for the advertising company for Genesee beer, and at that time they were working on an ad for Fyfe & Drum beer. She brought home a few cans, and it was nothing special about it that I cared for.

 

[Magicman]

It should be OK, just replace the bar:

Well a new bar didn't help:

You can't fix stupid !!!

 

[DaTow'd]

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."

Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.

"Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Donnie?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Donnie says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow." Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks are good at sensitive shit.

 

[fried1765]

I beginning to think with all the BAD MEMORY meme's and Jokes posted, some of you have some serious memory issues.
This would be in addition to all your other issues!

Those "other" issues will not be a problem for long.
You will soon forget all about them!

 

[Daren Todd]

Young man, on crutches, hobbles into his favorite Irish pub. One leg in a cast, bandage on his head, arm in a sling and bruises about his face. Kelly, the bartender, sees him and exclaims: "OMG, Flaherty, what in the world has happened to you?

"Flaherty says, "Well, I was in a bit of a fight."
"Who in the world would do something like this to you?" asks Kelly"
"Well, if you must know, it was Sean O'Riley" said Flaherty.
"O'Riley?" Said Kelly, "But O'Riley is such a wee lad...how could he do something like this to you, who are twice his size? He must have had something in his hand...did he have something in his hand?""Aye, he did." said Flaherty. "It was a shovel and know how to use it he did!"
"And you. Did you have something in your hand?" said Kelly?
"Aye, I did", said Flaherty, "it was Mrs. O'Riley's tit, but it weren't much good in a fight".

 

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[Siesta Sundance]

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Watch this, LOL