reminds me...
i do drag racing (and did it professionally for a good while). Had a gallon of nitromethane leftover in an unmarked bottle. Brother and I was trying to figure out his old tractor and he thought it'd be wise to put a lil oil in the cylinder. Grabbed the bottle and started to put it into the injector hole....I caught him before he went in and mentioned that it's not oil, but nitro. On one hand I shoulda let him, to see what it'd do (I know what it'll do....) but on the other hand, I valued my shop walls, and ceiling, and everything inside of it. And our lives.
having been around it, if you get the conditions just right which isn't hard, with a cylinder that has nitro in it, stuff will take the head right off the block, along with the studs and parts of the block still attached to the studs, and send most of it to the moon. This, while cranking the engine over only...hence the reason they don't let just everyone "play" with it.
Years and years later I was messing with a kubota-I think it was a BX but I don't remember. I remember it being smaller, maybe a b series. I always put some oil in a cylinder to do a compression test too and this one was suspect, but being that we have to give the customer data, I put a few drops in, then put my gauge adapter and gauge on. Hit the key and the engine started right up-on it's own oil. Destroyed the compression gauge. MMO will run too if you compress it enough, like in the cylinder of a diesel engine.
had an exmark show up last year, guy said he ran it out of oil and it wouldn't start. Ok cool let me figure out what's wrong. Got the battery charged up, hit the key and it wouldn't shut down-was running on it's own lube oil that was coming out of the crankcase vent, which is vented right into the intake manifold, which is kind of a dangerous design, should someone roll the machine over. Smoked up the entire shop, set the fire alarms and sprinklers off, fire department shows up...all from a runaway diesel. I got it shut down eventually, had to cut off it's air supply with some hose pinch pliers that I had handy. Still ran about 5000 RPM for maybe 30-40 seconds.