Daily Chuckle

[D2Cat]

 

[Magicman]

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties, used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look-out. It seems that these two were up to no good last night. My wife came home without her panties!"
The other responded, "You're lucky! Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read 'From all of us at the Fire Station we will never forget you!

 

[dirtydeed]

Man, I read that way wrong at first. I was so confused. I thought it was 3 different sentences. Then I finally realized that was a sucker and not a lollipop.

Man, I was sweating that one all day since I posted it. It's a bit over the top I'll admit and it will likely get flagged.

 

[dirtydeed]

I'll go for something a bit more PG rated here:

 

[Henro]

Man, I was sweating that one all day since I posted it. It's a bit over the top I'll admit and it will likely get flagged.

I don't think you have to worry. Takes a special person to get it at the first look without thinking! Took me a while but did thanks to comments posted afterwards!

 

[Moose7060]

Man, I was sweating that one all day since I posted it. It's a bit over the top I'll admit and it will likely get flagged.

 

[RCW]

Man, I was sweating that one all day since I posted it. It's a bit over the top I'll admit and it will likely get flagged.

I got it right away.

Not sure if that's good or bad.....

 

[Workerbee]

I got it right away.

Not sure if that's good or bad.....

Ahh ok, I guess we’ll have to send them out to get you…

 

[Magicman]

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[mikester]

 

[Magicman]

 

[NCL4701]

Man, I was sweating that one all day since I posted it. It's a bit over the top I'll admit and it will likely get flagged.

When I first saw that I saw “Get off my horse chicken blow-pop”. After a short time of it making no sense, thought to pretend I was back in “at work mode”. Immediately cleared it up. Might be a good thing I retired.

 

[dirtydeed]

When I first saw that I saw “Get off my horse chicken blow-pop”. After a short time of it making no sense, thought to pretend I was back in “at work mode”. Immediately cleared it up. Might be a good thing I retired.

LOL.

“Get off my horse chicken blow-pop”

That works too I suppose.

one more interpretation is:
"Get off my arse chicken dumb-dumb"

I think dumb dumbs were a type of lollipop

 

[dirtydeed]

 

[dirtydeed]