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Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said,"Can't...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the University of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer...

A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said, "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy." The little boy looked up and said, "My grandfather lived to be 95...

This is the same guy that needed a wedge above:

"Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then...

Those are very good prices. They are $5 per lb boiled here. A 3lb platter with corn and potato, $20. The 5lb platter is $34. This shellfish extravaganza featuring dungeness and snow crab legs, shrimp, corn, and potatoes is $59 so yes, pricey.

Frozen corn. Live Crawfish here are now $3.50 per lb. which is still 100 bucks for a sack but I ain't cooking them either. Shrimp are much more economical to eat, but they ain't crawfish.

Well done. ;)

You just can't stand it can you?? I mean really, you can't take the heat. :unsure: Now that you have raised the bar, and quite well I might add, you got the old man scrambling !! ;)

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you, Grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do...

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come talk to Me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you...