If you please

[skeets]

My Brothers and Sisters, if you please a moment of quiet reflection for the 24 stout fellows that crashed to their deaths rendering their life's blood on the garage floor, never knowing the joy of refreshing comfort they might have given to fellow man.
The right honorable Reverend Guinness will hold services later today.
An investigation of the shelf failure is on going, and citations will be issued

 

[WFM]

Wow...my condolences.

 

[Henro]

My Brothers and Sisters, if you please a moment of quiet reflection for the 24 stout fellows that crashed to their deaths rendering their life's blood on the garage floor, never knowing the joy of refreshing comfort they might have given to fellow man.
The right honorable Reverend Guinness will hold services later today.
An investigation of the shelf failure is on going, and citations will be issued

I had to read your post four times before I realized how serious this situation was!

You also have my condolences…

 

[Speed25]

I hope they fully investigate and prosecute those responsible to the fullest extent of the law. Sad day.

 

[Lil Foot]

 

[DustyRusty]

They died with their caps on. That is something that many can't say. RIP. Do you need professional help with the cleanup or possibly a mental health professional to visit with you?

 

[chim]

Very sorry to hear about your loss. Would you have any interest in a support group?

 

[skeets]

I love you guys,,, sniff sniff sniff

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

TAPS!!!!!!

 

[bearbait]

Makes you wonder how something this horrific could happen

 

[DeepWoods]

Not to sound cold, but is it possible they belonged to a cult and committed mass suicide as they all went at the same time?

 

[Fordtech86]

Did they know something about somebody

 

[Tughill Tom]

Skeets, sorry to hear about your loss. I hope this helps.

 

[Donystoy]

At least the mice will be happy. Maybe buy it in cans next if available.

 

[Sidekick]

I bet the floor is clean now and the garage smells great 🫗

 

[LostTrail]

What sadness that the revered Guinness should suffer such an ignoble demise. Truly a tragedy. One reason I have a keg of Guinness in the house at all times.

 

[Moose7060]

You should retain a good lawyer if it was me. You could be facing serious charges under the failure to protect laws.

 

[GeoHorn]

My close friend who once flew for the RAF told me that while in hospital… the RAF doctor actually prescribed a Guinness a day….and rec’d it with his evening meal tray.

 

[WI_Hedgehog]

My Brothers and Sisters, if you please a moment of quiet reflection for the 24 stout fellows that crashed to their deaths rendering their life's blood on the garage floor, never knowing the joy of refreshing comfort they might have given to fellow man.
The right honorable Reverend Guinness will hold services later today.
An investigation of the shelf failure is on going, and citations will be issued

And that is why I drink whiskey.

 

[hagrid]

Did they know something about somebody

Boeing whistle blowers!